I-Boy you need a polyurethane´s girlfriend
Boy, you need a girl without complications, without aspirations, she can be yellow, purple or orange In diamond cut,  a little spongy,  a little bit scratchy. 

Polyurethane´s girls talks about trivial stuff, you only have to nod,  you only have to  stick a smile at yourself. Boy, you need a polyurethane´s girl, with a plastic gloss, with the polymethylmethacrylate tears.

The polyurethane´s girl is the best on the market now, you will find it at the discount department.